She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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