I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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