it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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