i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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