got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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