dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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