I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
