Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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