Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
