Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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