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(415): View more from California

ad ew i am wasted whats my problem

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(904): View more from Florida

I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool

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(757): View more from Virginia

There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.

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(614): View more from Ohio

if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.

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(313): View more from Michigan

We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.

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