careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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