scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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