therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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