my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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