i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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