yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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