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you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I have feelings that need drinking.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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