I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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