All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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