Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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