I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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