I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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