He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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