I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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