question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Even my vagina gasped.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
