My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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