He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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