Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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