i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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