what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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