@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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