Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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