Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
