went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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