So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
