My brain says no but my pants say off.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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