Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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