This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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