Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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