He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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