I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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