Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Don't make out with my wife yet
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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