Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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