listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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