Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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