Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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