I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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