reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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