i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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