just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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