Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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